Deep-frying turkeys has become quite the rage lately. My family has done it several times, but the women have told the men that Thanksgiving is off limits. No problem -- the less time I spend watching over a deep fryer, the more time I spend watching football.
If you want to try deep-frying, perhaps you can use the gizmo below, which is described in US 6,711,992.
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