Admittedly, my wife thinks I am pretty cheap. That being said, who needs to buy some fancy breast pump system when you could buy one of these:
Breast Pump Attachment to a Household Vacuum Cleaner, USPN 6,093,168.

Maybe this could go into the “Inventors you’re glad you aren’t married to” pile. “Honey, can I borrow you for a second? I need you to try my new invention out.”
It looks like a bong
Posted by: Kevin | February 19, 2005 at 12:41 AM
Anyone hear of the pumpstation? I love that place, they have all sorts of products and stand by them. They test everytihng so its safe. it helped me alot.
Abigail
Posted by: Abigael | November 16, 2009 at 07:53 AM
I’ve tried this Baby Diaper Spray from Pump Station… Its all natural and soothing, this 25% zinc oxide spray helps prevent skin irritation such as diaper rash. Its safe and extra gentle Baby Zinc Spray provides an enhanced barrier to help seal out the wetness and germs that cause chafing and irritation to the skin. The episencial aromatic oil blend includes thyme and tea tree for their naturally effective antimicrobial and antifungal properties. It's easy, no-touch spray application minimizes mess and is more comfortable for baby.… I love it! Try it! … I’ll have to try the other stuff from Pump Station! Cheer!
Abigail
Posted by: Abigael | December 01, 2009 at 04:25 AM