USPN 5,638,832 — Programmable Subcutaneous Visible Implant
Just what I want…surgery to implant a watch in my arm. Joy!
Notice how the draftsman goofed? Shouldn’t the display on the clock be upside down (or the thumb on the other side of the hand) so the wearer could read it right side up? Of course, at least this way you can see what time it is before the inventor backhands you across the face for mocking his invention.