A novelty item for creating the illusion of an imaginary pet including a hollow, elongated leash with a handle at one end and a collar and harness adjacent the other end. Housed within the handle, which is hollow, is a battery power source and an integrated circuit for producing a plurality of animal sounds. Also carried by the handle are an on/off switch and at least one selector switch for the sound circuitry. Mounted within the collar end of the leash is a micro speaker which is connected by wiring through the hollow leash to the circuitry in the handle.
Just what I want…surgery to implant a watch in my arm. Joy!
Notice how the draftsman goofed? Shouldn’t the display on the clock be upside down (or the thumb on the other side of the hand) so the wearer could read it right side up? Of course, at least this way you can see what time it is before the inventor backhands you across the face for mocking his invention.