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July 23, 2007

This blog has moved to www.wtfpatents.com

All future posts will show up there.

www.wtfpatents.com  (What the Funny...Patents)

January 16, 2007

Blue Patents

Depending on where you work, consider this a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) Warning....

I stumbled on a new patent blog the other day: www.x-ratedpatents.com. Chock full of "Patents I'm thankful I didn't write."

January 06, 2007

Celeb patents..

Ironic Sans blog on "Celebrity Patents."

August 17, 2006

Patenting a Stick with a Bag on the End of it

8-17-2006-8.56.59 AM

USPN 7,090,268

[Via:  TechDirt —Nice Patent... For Me to Poop On!]

June 09, 2006

Jumprope without the rope

6-9-2006-1.58.05 PM

Via MSNBC:  Cordless jump-roping: exercise for the clumsy

See also:  Patently Silly: Cordless Jump Rope

US Patent No. 7,037,243

June 05, 2006

Manty Liners?

Ornamental design for a human gas filter pad for wearing in the underwear, as shown.

6-5-2006-1.10.00 PM

U.S. Patent No. D398,994

May 12, 2006

Man catching tank

5-12-2006-9.40.50 AM

The invention is “a man-catching tank … for use in banks for catching and holding burglars or the like.”  The invention is a “portable motor-driven armored tank or watch-box for the watchman, this box being equipped with peep-holes, gun-openings and other coveniences, and having on its exterior novel means for grabbing and holding the thief until assistance arrives.”

USPN 1,392,095

 

April 10, 2006

Sexual armor

Armor-1Armor2-1

When I first saw Fig. 1, I thought the invention might be a sexual armor you wear when playing basketball (ergo the sharp looking basketball uniform the model is wearing). Hey, it can get kind of tough fighting for those rebounds.

Apparently, a closer scan of the text of the patent reveals that it isn't to protect you from other people, but from yourself:

It is a deplorable but well known fact that one of the most common causes of insanity, imbecility and feeble mindedness, especially in youth is due to masterbation or self abuse. This is equally true of both sexes.

Wow. Life 100 years ago must have been rough. Today it just makes you go blind.

USPN 875,845.

March 27, 2006

Subliminal Messages

Does including a subliminal message in a patent drawing increase the chances you’ll obtain an allowed patent?

3-27-2006-4.59.00 PM

USPN 6,045,281

March 23, 2006

Jet Powered Surfboard

Whoa dude!  Surfs up, way up!

3-23-2006-8.22.15 AM

Jet Powered Surfboard, USPN D289031