Patents I'm thankful I didn't write #1

U.S. Patent No. 6,805,663 - Method of shared erotic experience and facilities for same
Its kind of like sex in an office cubicle, but with a hot tub, and the stapler...ain't a stapler. Yikes.
Actually, people will pay for this? In college we'd get pissed at our one roommate for it. We'd have paid to NOT have him "share the experience" from the other room.