I SAID remain in you seats with your belts securely fastened across your lap!

You know what this homeland security defense device needs?  To quote Dr. Evil, it needs “to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads” in the well (18) below the trap door (17).

Hmm…and it lets them pump knockout gas into the first class section.  I wonder why the airlines haven’t adopted this technology yet.  For more reading, see:  USPN 6,844,817.