IP Funny -- Intellectual Property Humor

Another legal humor site: Disassociate

The Dissassociate is the blog of a lawyer and humor writer that has been writing an anonymous column for the National Law Journal's website for the past 2 1/2 years. On the blog he posts a daily comic where he states that his "goal is to bring a little bit of humor back to the law - not the 'how many lawyers does it take...' type of offensive humor. I am trying to capture the humor that celebrates the funny side of working in a firm. After all, I am a lawyer and am proud to be one." He even has a recent law.com piece...

Jumprope without the rope

Via MSNBC:  Cordless jump-roping: exercise for the clumsy

See also:  Patently Silly: Cordless Jump Rope

US Patent No. 7,037,243

Judge orders attorneys to settle dispute via "rock, paper, scissors"

No, I’m not making this up.  See the CNN article here. 

Copy of the actual order attached:  File Attachment: re 30b6 depo location Avista v Wausau 05-1430_1.pdf (30 KB)

FORE!!!!!

“The killer applications of golfrisbee are comprised of the golh club, golfrisbee disc and golfrisbee basket, golfrisbee target, golfishing, grenade, water golh gun club, etc.” [sic]

When he says “Fore!” he means “incoming…..”

US Pub. 20050282665–Killer applications of golh, golfishing, golfrisbee, golfball, basedisc, golfrisbee basket

[via a reader…thanks!]

Manty Liners?

Ornamental design for a human gas filter pad for wearing in the underwear, as shown.

U.S. Patent No. D398,994